What it feels like, to go from the free broadband to super fast fibre (ok photo might be a few years ago) @ Nasa Space centre , Florida USA instagram.com/p/CHtV0uanRGt/…

#inventaword WackaCumming - to hit someone legally

Dalmatian gag instagram.com/p/CIg2C4-HfXh/…

#VaccineIdol #lastleg Dominic Cummings, but only if the Russians can inject him!

FREE online comedy. No long drive, no tickets required, no parking fees and beer at fridge prices!

Fireworks at 11:56? How long do people think the fuses take to burn?

Snowman has lost his nose. It's very sad, but at least he's stopped complaining about the constant smell of carrots instagram.com/p/CJrraLrHifE/…

Maybe next time I should put the eyes in before putting the head on 🤔

#CovidUK some people don't believe in social distancing & they're going to catch it anyway, so let them actively catch it! They can then isolate from day 1 of the virus rather than day4 when symptoms may appear. You wouldn't wait 4 days before locking the cell door of a murderer!

#RegionalVaccines Yorkshire are developing one that you mix with a parnt of gravy!

facebook.com/getrawmilk/vid… If Raheem Sterling and Harry McGuire had pets...

#thelastleg Phila-Deli-Ali-phia

#Bucha #Ukraine only Russians can stop Putin. Education is key. Helium balloons from Russian border with a typical diary of a day in the life of a Ukrainian child, leaflet drops by drone, random postcards to Moscovites with info on how to download a VPN so they can seek the truth

@our_greenenerg in times of shortage we should ration our energy. Give everyone an energy allowance for basic human needs charged at a fair price and if anyone goes above their allowance, charge that at a higher rate. The people who waste energy are the ones who should pay more!

#CostOfLivingCrises in times of shortage we should ration our energy. Give everyone an energy allowance for basic human needs charged at a fair price and if anyone goes above their allowance, charge that at a higher rate. People who waste energy are the ones who should pay more!