they can cancel girls5eva for a second time but they can NEVER take “my gallbladder ‘sploded at our live-to-vhs christmas special”

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M LONELY, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S NEW YEARS EVE. I CAME HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEBODY, YOU WANT THE REST OF THE LIFE TO START AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

it’s lowkey funny how thunder only happens when it’s raining like..and mind you players only love you when they’re playin :/

april is going to be beautiful & nothing will hurt

received a free promotional coozie at the bar but now I just have to carry it around all night

ㅤ

a surrey with the fringe on top? honey not on my salary

sir, it’s the muppets. they’ve taken manhattan

🐟🐠🐡

another alleged geomagnetic storm that I couldn’t see

rob reiner directed my favorite movie of all time. a true work of art. i will forever treasure when harry met sally. rest in peace to a true legend. the film world will miss you forever.

I’m not a picky eater but when an apple isn’t crunchy I want to kill myaelf

it’s that time of the year again

i CAME HERE TONIGHT because when you REALIZE you want to spend the rest of your LIFE with someone you want the rest of your life to start assoonaspossible