I bought a bag of this #brachsturkeydinnercandycorn a while back and have been saving them for #nationalspookymonth. I’m a #registereddietitian and this is my honest review as a nutrition professional. Ahem. 1/18

He won $10,000

#May4thBeWithYou #MayTheForthBeWithYou

imagine screwing up so bad that every muppet on sesame street takes turns dunking on your idea

If you are happy and you know it, you better stay far away from me!

Another day, another outage. Your service is as craptastical as your employee’s attitudes. I had the displeasure speaking with “Noah” over the weekend. He said I should be happy that I would get three days of uninterrupted service?!? Ask Spectrum Spectrum

A second outage in a single day is a new record for how craptastical your service can be… Ask Spectrum Spectrum Outages: Sept 11 AGAIN Sept 11 Sept 7 Sept 3 Aug 31 Aug 30 Aug 29 Aug 5

A local newspaper did a very nice write-up on the Rizzo food bank fundraiser!

I won the world’s greatest raffle EVER!!! Thank you Emily! Emily Engel-Young

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

How is DREAD not a correct answer?

As we all grieve the immense loss of actor James Earl Jones (Star Wars, The Lion King), I wanted to celebrate one his funnier milestones, reading Letterman’s best Top Ten List, reciting commercial jingles with his spectacular, powerful, booming voice. #RIPJamesEarlJones

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

Sesame Street premiered on this day 55 years ago.

Did I spend $70 on a potato? Shut up and take my money Cards Against Humanity #blackfriday #gooddecisions

Thanks Cards Against Humanity it’s exactly what I wanted for Christmas! #DiamondPotato

Okay everyone, THE RAFFLE IS ON! I am officially raffling off three prizes--Two Sesame Street replicas of the winners choosing and one large, huggable-sized Slimey the Worm! ALL proceeds will go to benefit the PBS Foundation. square.link/u/xjNoVnLP

Oh hey there Brendan Carr this appears to be you?

⁦Hilton Hotels⁩ Why is this in my closet?!? We are staying at the Hilton in Downtown Nashville, TN