Surely people should be calling it by its proper name: Storm Rodney

Everyone who voted Labour should have to pay a Fuckwit Tax to mitigate the economic damage they've caused.

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

Yes Rambo 👊🏻 x.com/premierleague/…

Quite worrying that these absolute freaks are supposed to be running the country 🤦🏼‍♂️

I can see this being a real vote winner 🫣

One of the finest Augusta traditions - The Honorary Starters Ceremony. Three legends - Jack Nicklaus (86 years old), Gary Player (90 years old) and Tom Watson (76 years old). #TheMasters

68 years coming to Augusta for the Masters and 15 as an Honorary Starter. To Augusta National, the patrons, the staff, the press, the volunteers, my fellow starters Jack and Tom, and fans around the world, words cannot describe how much love you give each and every year and the

Oh for fu…. #NUFC

Stop. Calling. Pointless. Summits

That last line tickled me….. “Labour will tax fairly, spend wisely and get our economy growing.” Good one 👍🏻

Fixed it: “From 2027, thousands of students, apprentices and young people will be able to study and work across Europe, *just as they can now*, gaining international experience and new skills *but at much greater cost to you, the taxpayer.*

This isn't simply extraordinary. It's self-evidently not true.

“I never turn on my staff” “When they make mistakes, I carry the can” Really? 🤔

So the story seems to be that Olly Robbins - a career civil servant leading a dept that had warned against Mandelson's appointment - decided of his own volition to overrule the security services and to keep it a secret from ministers. Righto

Flying to Paris for a virtual meeting 🤦🏼‍♂️

Worrying. Very worrying. #NUFC

Maybe should have stuck with him then 🤷🏼‍♂️