British Gas having a busy morning not being taken over by Shell.

Only in waitrose...

.Air Malta #LoveFlight #AMC14JC is returning to Malta after drawing two hearts in the sky

Would definitely do this... telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/env…

#LibDemManifesto background looks just like a packet of Huggies® wipes... <insert intellectual political quip>

Didn't spot a single womble!

A man has been charged with stealing his own barrister's phone in court. Audacious.. bit.ly/1H0hxje

Love this - could be better than normal e4...

@psyclelondon No fear - first class was awesome. Signed up on Wednesday and bringing @TaliaFlintoff with me to spread the love.

Amen: forbes.com/sites/brentbes…

@TaliaFlintoff @psyclelondon 60 booked on Monday...do it!

@NIKEiD 2wk old NikeIDs have broken but been told ive got to return them b4 i can order replacements? how am i meant to train? #notrainers

@TaliaFlintoff Hussy xx

@EONhelp No complaint open, i keep receiving letters to read my meter which say i can email to arrange. I have and no one has replied.

@EONhelp It's to check the electricity. I have been in touch to arrange it and nothing has happened, i just keep getting letters in the post

Comments under Hugo Rifkind's super injunction piece prove how ineffective the order is: thetimes.co.uk/edition/commen…

@leonrestaurants Where can i find the recipe to sicilian chicken meatballs? Totally obsessed :)

Women's suffragist Susan B. Anthony was never able to vote, so people are leaving "I voted" stickers on her grave cnn.it/2fvE0L2

Never seen a bee playing football and scoring a goal? itv.com/news/london/20…