I had to work a happy hour by myself. I still haven’t recovered

This is what peak male performance looks like

Thank you 🫡🫡

Can someone please tell me what the fast and furious movies are about

me when I realize I’ve been infodumping for twenty minutes and everyone is sick of me

he has the kind of sadness in his eyes you only see in people from ireland

having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean i'm scared of hanging out with my friends

sharing a beer with your bro isnt gay unless he has. enchanting blue eyes

i think the first time i saw this was the hardest ive ever laughed

no coffee for me, the caffeine goes straight to my pussy

'i drew this at 15' what i drew at 15 is between me and god only

“‘i’m not interested in you like that’ look at the state of you” i was legit in tears twitter.com/kashymcgraths/…

I’m scared

Thanks Pfizer

microdosing Hell by going to work

No really it’s okay don’t worry about it. I’ll just go fuck myself

one more sleep til new medication!!

it seems to me that 'the bear' and 'the menu' actually did far more to spread public awareness of the unsustainable exploitation of restaurant workers than most any labor story that has come out in the past few years

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it