i want someone invisible to follow me around with a bat and hit me when i’m being annoying

Yo that apple cider vinegar shit is lowkey magical I wish I took a before pic cuz I deadass looked 6 months pregnant with quintuplets 4 days ago

is there a hole on twt where drunk adult guys go i want to allegedly kidnap one (this is all a big joke)

me doing my daily 15k steps frfr

it's ok to be weird

at first i hated food poisening but this is kinda great now

i am lately having thoughts like i wanna get beat up

i wanna be burritoed in a blanket and dangled from a strong ceiling fan to spin

having gay thoughts need a twitter break

Fatspo from the 📷 app 🍋‍🟩🫧 SPECIAL MALE EDITION ~a thread with commentary🧵🪡~ ~♡︎/↺ appreciated~ #fatspo #edtwt #meanspo #obesespo

a new class in school that teaches you to be nice, a device reads your mind and whenever someone has a mean thought? everyone has to beat them up

i want root beer

blegh

how do i make friends on twitter when im not very active but also like how do i even make friends in the first place

i did it i typed something evil