I’m old enough to remember when spelling potato with an e disqualified you from being president.

Back in the early 90s my parents won some auction and I got to pie Will Shields in the face.

Welp.

My funnel cake brings all the boys to the yard🎶

It me: white people.

Fuckin Cheffers 🙄

I see we got the limp D 😔

Hows everyone feeling this morning?

I love Kansas City.

Patrick is the MVP. Carries this team on his shoulders.

Yeah, “mystery” like no one can recognize that guy off his clothes alone 😂

We’ve got Tirico and Collinsworth? Gross.

Fuck. Didn’t even think about the fucking bots 😒

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Once again, we are honored to announce Travis Kelce as our Walter Payton Man of the Year Club Winner 👏 RT to vote for him in the #WPMOYChallenge presented by @nationwide!

A message from our Walter Payton Man of the Year Club Winner ❤️ Travis Kelce x #WPMOYChallenge

I’m not crying, you’re crying.