Nobody: C.M. Punk:

Customer sits down at the bar. "I'd like to order a Punk & Perry." "What's that?" - bartender "It's just Pepsi with Jack." "You want that in a glass?" "A real glass? Are you out of your mind?!"

All good reasons to exist

Chris Christie drops out the same day McDonald's announces the Double Big Mac. Coincidence? I think Not.

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Watching all these conservative new media companies and personalities trying to devour each other is nuts. You all deserve this. You’re all so tiresome. You guys want to claim to be the party of principles? Maybe you should all try acting like it.

gotta put this here, too

He’s right 💯

Goku is unironically one of the weakest shonen protagonists and anime characters in general. "But Bohemond you surprisingly handsome and intelligent man, his power level is a gorillionbillionquadrillion and-" Gonna stop you right there, chief. Goku operates on purely linear,

The length of a barrel is what led to the siege at Ruby Ridge. An inanimate object’s mathematical dimensions wrecked a family. This is how gun bans get people killed.

By a country mile the worst song of all time

Swear to fuck. How can someone talk so much shit and be so fucking sensitive?

they should waterboard you at gitmo

If you're looking for political views from rappers, actors, athletes or entertainers you're an idiot.

“Stolen land.” Mf the only thing getting stolen is half my paycheck

Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 The ride never ends folks!

It was my birthday last week, and I was sitting in the breakroom at work when a younger coworker asked what my partner had gotten me. She already had her phone out, completely ready to see a picture of a designer bag, a massive $500 floral arrangement, or a viral-worthy dinner