gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they know we have Chinese people who would eat them.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but a building spanning 40,000 acres is not just for “AI” and “internet.” I beg you to wake the fuck up.

I thought this was the rizzler at first

Fun fact. McCants is 3 months older than LeBron and has been out the NBA for almost 2 decades.

The gas pump be counting up before the gas even come out

brown and tatum on top of a rooftop bar in downtown boston reminiscing before tatum #greenlight the giannis trade the next morning.

"You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

GTA 6 during lockdown… #HoldOnNow

Get a load of these NAMES 👀

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

A fat nigga on the smoker with holes in his shirt is a better prospect than Victor Wembanyama

Need the shirt asap

All these niggas look congested

I can sing “Audemars on my wrist” and not be lying

14!?!? Man come tf on….

Wemby acting like he doesn’t know English, you know what a flagrant 2 is bruh

Julius Randle is awful…