You ever just wake up and wonder what Kanye album you are based on your zodiac sign? Yea me either

MagSafe on the back of iPhone cases are so ugly

Be an enigma. Be a man of mystery. Be bald.

Remnants of the past

This girl wrote “looking for my blue collar husband” in her r*y* bio lmao good luck

I’ve been an influencer for over 10 years now, this is my fist video ever talking to the camera lol

Go off king

Damn, can’t believe this fucking scumbag

Never thought I’d be using these glasses so much I’m usually late to tech stuff like this but, they’re kinda like airpods (obviously the sound quality even close) but people won’t realize you’re watching videos while you’re talking to them IRL - huge life hack, especially if you

So good

Cool bro

Early 30s is when all your decisions catch up to you, for better or worse. The people who fucked off in their 20s end up in a really bad spot, the people who did the uncool/tedious but important shit in their 20s start playing life on easy mode. When people realize they fucked

Men don’t need therapy, they need to listen to lil peep so they can cry and feel gangster at the same time

thanksgiving may be over but I'm cooking again

conquer?? I barely know her

Harley Davidson is literally a grandpa brand to me at this point. Like when I think of the average Harley customer, it’s an overweight guy in his 60s.

The last thing you read before jumping

No such thing as traffic when you in you’re own lane 💯🚥🚦