Telling my kids this was George Washington

I've really been doing it wrong my entire life

this is exactly how you should deal with sudden fame. fuck the brand deals get your ass on the ballroom floor

That’s how you know it’s a certified classic

I hope this email kills us both

May the last three months hold.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

what if we kissed in the jack o lantern bucket?

“You want to ride with me to run some errands & get something to eat ?” Women:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight

emily prentiss brought a man over to her friends just so they could demolish his ego

no worries if not

tbh i really respect that they tried to match up the poses

Sabrina Carpenter unveils the tracklist for ‘Short n’ Sweet (Deluxe)’: • 15 Minutes • Please Please Please (feat. Dolly Parton) • Couldn’t Make It Any Harder • Busy Woman • Bad Reviews

here's Marcello Hernandez doing a roundoff and wearing a super tight sequin jumpsuit on SNL, a la Benson Boone, for all of you whores