One was given to Monica, in his life. One was given to Erica, by his side. One was given to Sandra, in the sun. One was given to Mary, all night long. But they were all of them deceived. Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5

Yoo bro can you watch me from 5-10 tonight? My gf is going out with her friends and I’ll be alone

The famously uncontroversial bombing of Dresden, immortalised in Kurt Vonnegut’s novel “That Was Good 5”

I could give you a million dollars & ten tries and you’d still never guess who’s in the pic they are replying to

A reminder that Henry Kissinger is owed absolutely zero grace or kindness when he dies. He is a war criminal with the blood of MILLIONS on his hands. A man responsible for destabilizing countries all over the world. He is an unrepentant monster.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Henry Kissinger received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

he can even cure ED? easily the most versatile athlete of our generation x.com/SeanClanceyNHL…

"Mr. Speaker, when will the finally Prime Minister do the right thing and send a cringe tweet to ohtani?"

ugh. grow up shoei.

ok shohei, when you get out of customs, you're going to take the bus to woodbine station. that's the end of the bloor line. another 45 minutes and you're all set....to transfer on to the yonge-dundas line. then...

was pissing in a cubicle and the guy in the cubicle next to me was loudly humming a really haunting rendition of Silent Night and then when i came out to wash my hands he looked me dead in the eyes and said "that was for you mate". merry christmas everyone

So apparently my hometown Pizza Hut (where my dad still lives) has rebranded as Pizza Hut Classic. They brought back the old interior, the old logo, and so the lunch buffet again, even cups. Didn't know this was a thing, tried to capture as much of the aesthetic as I could here.

Sorry you didn't get the invite at MSP.

Little kid in the Amex lounge is enjoying his pesto bowtie pasta from the buffet and he keeps calling it “presto”… very endearing but he is ruining the carefully managed vibe and I am asking the staff to remove him

Go on lads, have a race

I have a name you guys

samantha irving is amazing

July 13th 2024. a terrifying escalation in our nations political divide. I’ll always remember where I was. Trying on my dr manhattan suit that had just arrived from Temu