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Republic of Slowjamastan

@slowjamastan

The United Territories of The Sovereign Nation of The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan. A landlocked country with an area of 11.07 acres, surrounded by CA, USA

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⚠️ Breaking: The Sultan of #Slowjamastan arrives in France for crucial trade talks… about importing salt. Because what’s a nation without the perfect seasoning? 🇵🇼 🧂 Rumor has it, he’s also scouting for croissant diplomacy. #SaltDeals #InternationalRelations #TooSaltyToFail

⚠️ Breaking: The Sultan of #Slowjamastan arrives in France for crucial trade talks… about importing salt. Because what’s a nation without the perfect seasoning? 🇵🇼 🧂 Rumor has it, he’s also scouting for croissant diplomacy. #SaltDeals #InternationalRelations #TooSaltyToFail