i’m more of the depressed lonely stoner type tbh. i’m shy as fuck until you get to know me and then i’m super chill😪

dick is too funny ... cock is too aggressive .... penis is too formal ...

everyone looks sexy eating a wheat thin

if you don’t like someone you simply bite them. if You like someone you simply bite them

what is a penis if not a clitoris persevering

half a dozen??? you mean 6 dumbass?

there is swag and then there is owning a vape rig swag😍

paul fart mall cock

my crystals just told me all of you need to venmo me seven thousand dollars. right Now

she’s so craaaaazy! love her!!!

today i will fix myself a cup of tea but This time i will actually drink all of it

he’s checking to see if his fingernails stank

if you put your ear next to a freshly poured bowl of rice crispies you will actually hear them reciting the communist manifesto

MICROPHONES PRT 2 - THE GLOW (COVER)

there should be a slur for adults that use siri for Everything

mr president a second plane has hit the geeb