I be wanting God to sit on my bed and just tell me what to do

“i can’t fit this into my header”

i’m an island gyallll 🏖️

idgaf about your header

Today was the first time I understood on a deep, instinctive level that Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are two people.

lol my mom had a trick that was undefeated! she would stand in front of with a belt in her hand.

ik im getting old cause that 67 shit don’t make sense or is funny to me

I love my bed so bad omg

Unfortunately they were right waking up early to go gym acc improves ur mood

Take me back to Island timing ✨

twitter is such a humbling experience because even with 3k+ followers this still ends up being me

everyone talking about she’s embarrassing steph but imagine the kids hearing her say this …

ًً curry's wife would be jealous of you

I’m on mine rn btw

Twitter must see it as well ✨

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