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Simon Jansen

@simonjansen

Global Executive Headhunter, Developer of Business, BBQ Menace & Trombone Player. Non-Believer and Eternal Optimist. Oh, and I do enjoy an occasional grumble!

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Someone compared #ThisCityIsOurs to #TheSopranos Don’t hold your breath. I don’t know what it is, Sean Bean isn’t right for the role, the soundtrack selection is a bit cringy, the direction is average. Just finished Ep.2, things may now change, we’ll give it 1 more episode.

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An exciting final round at #TheMasters2025, I have my fingers crossed for Rory, I hope he holds his nerve. I had high hopes for Justin but he has had so much experience shaving holes, he can always fall back on becoming an intimate grooming technician.

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Just checked in on the peregrine falcon nesting in the spire of St Mary’s church in Higham Ferrers, she’s sitting on four eggs. youtube.com/live/wrBCwwua4…

Just checked in on the peregrine falcon nesting in the spire of St Mary’s church in Higham Ferrers, she’s sitting on four eggs. youtube.com/live/wrBCwwua4…
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Just finished #Yellowstone. Wow! What an amazing show, and definitely a must watch. It has knocked Breaking Bad into 3rd place of my all time favourite series. The music, the direction and the casting is spot on. I hope I look as good a Kevin Costner when I am his age! #ManCrush

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Watching the new series of Clarkson’s Farm reminded me of the time a farmer friend of mine let me plough a field on the caveat, if I fucked it up, he’d make me do it again! It was a success and I’d happily do it again, it is so satisfying! #Farmering 😂 #JohnDeere

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School boy error, I forgot to get olives 🙄. The Jus-Rol pizza dough is the best readymade I have used. #PizzaNapolitan on a Weber pizza stone and scorching heat. #anchovies #bbq

School boy error, I forgot to get olives 🙄. The Jus-Rol pizza dough is the best readymade I have used. #PizzaNapolitan on a Weber pizza stone and scorching heat. #anchovies #bbq
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Yellowstone is an epic watch. Everything about it, as is the 1st prequel, 1883. #1923tv however is appalling. The actors, the Africa to USA storyline, the CGI, unnecessary sex scenes, Timothy Dalton 🤢, the depiction of the Catholic boarding school makes it almost unwatchable.

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Another, absolutely superb series of Jeremy Clarkson’s #ClarksonsFarm! I very much doubt Sue & Rachel walked, their due diligence was piss poor. Loved the subliminal flash image of Rachel from accounts busy fucking up the country. Jezza, you have a great wife & team, keep it up.

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Watching the brilliantly written #Extras with awkwardness aplenty. The Sam Jackson episode I can totally relate to with Ricky Gervais trying to avoid eye contact with Steve Speirs needy friend character. Nutters seem to be attracted to me too! Queues, train platforms etc. 😂

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If there was a definitive clip illustrating Kier Starmer / Labour party running our country, then this is surely it. I can’t bear to watch the news. Crime, education, immigration, employment, interest rates, benefits. Has the UK improved since The Labour Party came to power?

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Idiot baiting has to be one of my favourite pastimes. Light the fuse, stand back and watch the fireworks. LBC always nails it. Here’s Vanessa Feltz speaking with an Old Testament Christian! 😂

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My daughter wanted a Starbucks. She asked me for an iced chai latte with soy milk and cold vanilla foam with cinnamon - £5.80! But don’t get me started on that. “Go on Daddy, try it!”, she said. I had to spit it out it tasted like Nivea suntan lotion.

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I hope the name of the certified advisor that gave #AngelaRayner ‘advice’ is named! Suggesting ‘people do it this way to save paying so much tax’ is not advice, if that is what happened, and it is down to the individual to make a moral decision. Kier Starmer is spineless. #Spin

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I do love a #MixedIdiom . “It was a light bell moment”, is now firmly in my top 5! #KillerAtTheCrimeScene #channel5 Top of my list is still my Mother in Law regaling a tale and saying, “it all went Pears Up” 😂 At least it wasn’t Tit Shaped, I suppose. It comes up every Xmas!

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😂😂 Who in their right mind would not want to fire Angela Rayner? Double standards. Do as I say, and not as I do. Starmer just stands there with a blank look through his specs. Kick Rayner out, and find another way to dig your hole deeper 🙄

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Wow! #diysos is always an emotional watch. Nick Knowles really makes the show alongside Gabrielle Blackman. Bless Isla, what a beautiful little girl. This kind of TV is a perfect escape from all the hatred and idiocy that’s going on in the world. #BBCOne #compassion #empathy

Wow! #diysos is always an emotional watch. <a href="/MrNickKnowles/">Nick Knowles</a> really makes the show alongside <a href="/CushionCrisis/">Gabrielle Blackman</a>. Bless Isla, what a beautiful little girl. This kind of TV is a perfect escape from all the hatred and idiocy that’s going on in the world. #BBCOne #compassion #empathy
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I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when Sure and Lynx decided that all over deodorant should be a thing and then the marketing team presenting its pitch… and then getting it signed off. We used to laugh about this a few years ago!

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This was an interesting podcast I listened to today Mark Roberts, I think I’ve run out of decent true crime but do love a good investigation/ documentary to keep me entertained. Any recommendations? open.spotify.com/show/3g89DYSv4…