People don't send handwritten letters anymore because it's too hard to draw the emojis.

No one tells you the stuff your daughter needs for her first dorm room costs eleventy billion dollars.

Better stand right in front of the boarding line in case they start with zone 11 this time.

The main part of checking to see if the wifi is working is going to espn.com. What is your default website?

My uber driver was parked outside the hotel for my 4:30 AM pickup blasting Black Sabbath. Legends never die.

If you are getting a Brita pitcher for your daughter’s freshman dorm, I can sell you the one my daughter never took out of the box last year.

Airlines are like: sorry we said you could bring a suitcase and you brought a suitcase. We don’t actually have room for your suitcase.

AI made this picture of my dogs and I just wanted to show someone

The person who told you the trampoline bunny video was fake is a fun sponge.

Daughter is home from college and wants to know if we want to go do something at 9 PM. Uh, we don’t do that here.

Are restaurants having secret contests to see how fast they can clear the plates off of tables? I’m clearly still eating, so no, you may not take my plate.

School started today in my town which means drop off and pickup lines are back and it appears everyone ate a bowl of stupid for breakfast.

Why choose between dumb and selfish when you can be both? -people in the school drop off / pickup lines during the first week of school.

I hate when I find an awesome show called Shark Power Unleashed and it’s just an infomercial for a vacuum.

It’s 67° in Georgia today and I know what people in my town are thinking but pumpkin patches aren’t even open yet.

I will stop pretending it’s fall when it goes back to 90° on Friday but for now I’m holding my coffee with both hands and wearing flannel.

Heard someone talking about the turn of the century and they meant 1999 not 1899. Ouch.

Saw a video saying the new Apple update would rock the technology world and then showed how apps are going from square to round on the Home Screen.

Just dumped the crock pot dinner into the trash because we thought this time might be different lol.

Serious talk around the house about going from a Tide family to a Gain family. This stage of life is so exciting, I will keep you posted.