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Simon Hand

@simon_hand

Head Chef, ex Garage Manager, Ex Thai Boxing coach, judge and MC. MCFC season ticketer, cyclist. My views are solely my own views and now donโ€™t give a shit

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calendar_today23-06-2013 09:24:06

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AFCON is not only poor itโ€™s an embarrassment to football One if not both should be disqualified for the sake of their standing, no wonder some clubs stay clear of African players as the final was a farce

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This is the MAN that blames the NHS for women having willies, because theyโ€™re too slow in removing them ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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WOW!!!!! So the issues are Wether France can deal with the people we send them (despite thatโ€™s where they come from France canโ€™t find enough vetted migrants to send us So approx 50k have come last illegally weโ€™ve sent 281 back and received 350 1 in 1 out my arse #LabourOut

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These people seem to forget Had IRA sympathisers in top jobs Had councillors and their families run off to fight for isis against our troops Plus letโ€™s not the disgraceful rape gang coverup, defending Pakistani rapists for votes and labelling everyone far right for saying it

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So the Premier League looked at this and changed the call from own goal to give it as a spurs goal, which is more embarrassing than PGMO giving it as a goal!!!!!!!!

So the <a href="/premierleague/">Premier League</a> looked at this and changed the call from own goal to give it as a spurs goal, which is more embarrassing than <a href="/FA_PGMOL/">PGMO</a> giving it as a goal!!!!!!!!
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So here we go PGMO, at weekend a player apparently gets the slightest touch on the ball then kicks a players leg so he kicks the ball in the net is fine as after several replays he gets a toe tap on the ball, yet here we have a player clearly playing the ball

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Sorry Lee this is quite serious, if Keir Starmer went tomorrow with immediate effect (which he deserves) would that put Mastermind David Lammy in charge of the country? If so has this been thought out? Apparently he was asked who Mandelson was, his reply was pass!!

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So is it true Andrew that the vetting process was just to ask Mandelson if there was any reason why you canโ€™t have a new extremely paid job can you tell us! Would you ever release any sensitive information that would have ramifications on the UK! He replied No! and got the job!

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When will these idiots understand that a vetting process purpose is to question someoneโ€™s integrity for the position, but as weโ€™ve seen with Ratchel from accounts the truth is not the priority

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So everyone in red in London, Liverpool, Ireland and Norway are crying for no red for the shirt pull on Salah that sent him flying because he let go before entering the area!! They claimed on coms that this was 50/50 holding and he went down EASILY not like Salah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So everyone in red in London, Liverpool, Ireland and Norway are crying for no red for the shirt pull on Salah that sent him flying because he let go before entering the area!! They claimed on coms that this was 50/50 holding and he went down EASILY not like Salah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Didnโ€™t you know that if a player against City looks like heโ€™s about to lose the ball and falls over then thatโ€™s a foul and possibly a straight red ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ But the comment it doesnโ€™t effect the goal is class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Hear anything about it!!! Have you not seen social media? The amount of tears on every platform has brought flood warnings in Ireland!!!

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When watching her talkSPORT debacle she obviously is not only insecure about her punditry she has questions about it by constantly asking her peers and employers how sheโ€™s done then self promotes herself in an attempt at self belief that sheโ€™s good

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Yet again picking on City Henderson said very similar a couple of years back playing for Liverpool in the title chase and nothing was said