My costume eats this year #Halloween

prayers for Jamaica. prayers for Haiti. prayers for the whole Caribbean.

pitch black at 5:30

I love The Wizard and I the way everyone loves Defying Gravity.

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 4 days ago😭

i’m crying

And it’s gonna be “our pleasure” whooping y’all ass

I think this is such a smart way to throw shade at both Taylor's racism and her misrepresentation of Ophelia's story.

BO WANTS NOISE 🗣️ HIS FIRST #WORLDSERIES HOMER!

eeeeeeeeYUCK!!!!!!!

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Man I wanted it for HIM 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Picking the cheapest plans and just hoping you don’t get sick >>

I am actually bummed I don’t get to vote for Mamdani. I have Mamdani FOMO. This sucks.

WE'RE ALL NEW YORKERS TONIGHT BAYBEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.

i love treating myself to things just because i’m alive

when we get this in surround sound in the theater…..

My cousin’s Uncle was in their house eating their food, leaving little over for the children who ACTUALLY lived there. My mom bullied & embarrassed that man so bad to his face when she found out, that he moved out the next week 😭

i fear being in NJ/NY finally unlocked me wanting a new & grown wardrobe 😭