I'll admit that I dropped a wide open hammer.....but only so I could be first in team drops #firstineverything #sheepstats

“Muffnmen: There are over 1 billion sheep in the world #sheepfacts” yes but I, only I, rule the ultimate field

.Muffnmen scientific fact as to why I'm better than everyone

Sheep for Season MVP #muffsuperlatives #bestateverything

Sorry, can't help carve pumpkins right now. Too busy owning these fools at Smash 64 #sheepstats

My pizzas are the best. Ask anyone on Muffnmen

Question: What do Muff Team MVP, O-Line Men's MVP, O-line Women's MVP, D-Line Men's MVP, and O-line Women's MVP have in common?

Answer: they're all 🐏 #sheepstats #sheeplyfe

About to lose in stack cup? Better swat the cup out of feral carol, phd hand to ensure victory #winnersgonnawin #ifyourenotcheatingyourenottrying

working on some new zone defense pic.x.com/1CM6qGLsJb

If the party isn't blasting Taylor Swift, it isn't worth attending

My alleycat crew couldn't keep up with my speed, so I left them to be a team of one #winner #noregrets

Community pick up day, Sheep skies a fence. #sheepstats Sheep

Rolling out to this tournament like pic.x.com/WJZOlTAz3y

@bellevoce easy. It's the entire Taylor Swift catalogue

Ah yes. Fall league.

Skied the hell out of Ron in the end zone, who is too ashamed to tell me his Twitter handle #sheepstats

Solid advice

*cheers winner of fall league game with "good game green" in German* Is that what we said? I thought it was German for go fuck yourselves