Bryan Cranston returns as Walter White for an anti-littering commercial in New Mexico.

transitioning away from terminally online not by deleting social media but by slowly turning into the "rambling old man that posts max once a month" archetype

this thread might be the single most unhinged thing I've ever tried to read in my entire life. this person needs help. I have no idea why it came across my feed

I know it's not technically incorrect because rock is such a wide genre but it's funny as hell to press play on a playlist with nirvana on the thumbnail and Johnny B. Goode starts playing

Just realizing I think this is the first time I've seen a blimp IRL, and ofc it's the Dick's Blimp

Texas WHAT are you DOING

the distant cacophony of the friday morning trash truck two blocks over perfectly attenuating within my half-awake ears to perfectly mimic the sound of distant explosive ordinance deployment in the pre-dawn twilight:

no time

I went to Nowhere and Nobody knew you

when we're y'all gonna tell me they brought the monterrey melt back??? I've been without for a DECADE

don't come back to Austin Quinn

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dude who left their ghillie suit in the middle of guad 😭😭

"Rules for thee, not for me!"

"what's your love language?" nah dawg my language IS love

I wish nothing but the best for this guy. Reminds me of how often I got asked if I was gay simply because I was a guy that played the flute that was also comfortable in his masculinity 😭

this is why locals hate SXSW...the parking garage next to my doctors office is normally 3-5 dollars for this long

gen z men are so afraid of the implications of using the standard red heart emoji as a reaction like go off snow man emoji, I knew what you meant ❤️

this highlights the discrepancy between the pop culture idea of "love" and actual true divine Love that doesn't mean you continue to let someone walk all over you. True Love is a choice, not a feeling.