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sheaf

@sheafferteague

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#1 gumby fan |
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calendar_today22-07-2014 05:33:35

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transitioning away from terminally online not by deleting social media but by slowly turning into the "rambling old man that posts max once a month" archetype

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this thread might be the single most unhinged thing I've ever tried to read in my entire life. this person needs help. I have no idea why it came across my feed

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I know it's not technically incorrect because rock is such a wide genre but it's funny as hell to press play on a playlist with nirvana on the thumbnail and Johnny B. Goode starts playing

I know it's not technically incorrect because rock is such a wide genre but it's funny as hell to press play on a playlist with nirvana on the thumbnail and Johnny B. Goode starts playing
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the distant cacophony of the friday morning trash truck two blocks over perfectly attenuating within my half-awake ears to perfectly mimic the sound of distant explosive ordinance deployment in the pre-dawn twilight:

the distant cacophony of the friday morning trash truck two blocks over perfectly attenuating within my half-awake ears to perfectly mimic the sound of distant explosive ordinance deployment in the pre-dawn twilight:
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I wish nothing but the best for this guy. Reminds me of how often I got asked if I was gay simply because I was a guy that played the flute that was also comfortable in his masculinity 😭

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gen z men are so afraid of the implications of using the standard red heart emoji as a reaction like go off snow man emoji, I knew what you meant ❤️

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this highlights the discrepancy between the pop culture idea of "love" and actual true divine Love that doesn't mean you continue to let someone walk all over you. True Love is a choice, not a feeling.