I once sat through Lord of the Rings to be polite. Fucking hell. That’s three hours I’ll never get back.

Not sure if this is just me

Rewatching the Get Back sessions, and honestly Ringo’s love for Paul is so wholesome.

It’s not really gig weather. But never mind 🫠 🌧️

Ridiculous policing of opinions. Yes, it’s our best start in ages & a point away isn’t bad- but the circumstances in which it’s happened are disappointing. Jesus we’re normal football fans & it’s okay to react to individual games. It doesn’t take away overall positivity! #PUSB

I’m having quiche for tea.

I love that when you’re on your holidays you can neck cocktails at 10am on a weekday and be positively encouraged, whereas in Wetherspoons on a Tuesday apparently I’ve got a “problem” 🙄

Bring on massive coats and scarfs and chunky boots #autumn #withit

Monday.

Snitches.

A colleague had the cheek to snidely comment on me eating a chocolate biscuit, so now I have to hide her stapler in some jelly.

Mastermind sketch.

Dunno but he’s probably making a podcast about it.

Just got back to the office and I think someone has heated fish in the office microwave. No need for a big fuss; just one or two officers will do.

Going to wear Homer’s Halloween costume.