Please dont fall for that boring ass kanye bait

Being able to not say the word “like” in every sentence is a subtle flex that im like really proud of.

Congrats to horrible lying scumbag Kevin McCarthy on winning the nomination to lead a terrible group comprised almost entirely of nut jobs and/or chickenshits.

Is it safe to eat JIF yet?

Hunter Bidens laptop sounds like the name of a childrens book

How is it with all that new unnecessary housing being built in rockaway there is only 1 hospital? Queens Borough President Donovan Richards

Which news outlet will be the first to call him Forge Santos?

Looks like that Nets bandwagon has a coupla flat tires

Sunday feb 19th 7pm

Activator “Shackle” live at Williamsburg Music Hall Def Jux CMJ Showcase 2007, Brooklyn NYC. Catch Source: youtu.be/AFhT9c2jBYI. #activatornyc #outofstepdotnet #nyhc #punkrock #hardcorepunk #crossoverthrash #newyorkhardcore ⁦shannonfromactivator⁩ instagram.com/reel/CoxSAdgLW…

Meh.. the best thing about Dilbert was his fucking tie. ✌🏽

One time i sat at a table with jon hamm at a party. He reminded me of the tick.

Im pretty sure theres gonna be a blanket party in dillon brooks’ hotel room after the game

When is someone gonna start calling desantis kinky boots?

I had jury duty the other day and i’m wondering if im the only one who thought it was strange to be having the news on in the juror pool.

Last night the mighty Orange 9mm did their first show in 25 years. I was given the honor of doing this song with them. instagram.com/stories/shando…

BREAKING: The Miami Herald confirms that Donald Trump has in fact been using Jeffrey Epstein's plane to campaign since his plane experienced troubles. 🔗 miamiherald.com/news/politics-…

One time i saw big daddy kane sitting in a pizza shop in a full length mink coat eating pizza with a fork and knife..

Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. 🧵

Black folks know this, but I need everyone else to understand it too. The term ‘woke’ came from the Black community. It was about being informed, educated, and conscious of social injustice and racial inequality. Fast forward to now: it’s been hijacked by the right and used as