Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure”

Your circle is supposed to be proud, not jealous.

Hasbulla has the mannerisms of a 40 year old man 😭😭😭

Don’t get caught up in delusion.

“your twitter confuses me” good that’s the point

I owe it to myself to be more disciplined

the use of sunscreen/retinol etc being so common in this generations skin care makes me wonder how radically different old people will look in like 50 years

having a job is cool but everyday ????

Never search your happiness in others, find it with Allah, you'll feel happy even when you are alone.

him: wtf do you wanna eat her: idk 😭😭

Messi is the 🐐

Just learnt the 30 under 30 is something you apply for and I feel like everything is a lie

Islamic way to get rid of overthinking

Me listening to doctor finance podcasts on building wealth while being so stressed about the cost of eggs

Jessica got her dashers out here doing missions for her 😂

‘You look tired’ bro I am

The lion of al-ʾAqṣā 🦁

رب إني لما أنزلت إلي من خير فقير Rabbi innī limā anzalta ilayya min khayrin faqīr My Lord! I am indeed needy of whatever good You may send to me