You are not prepared for how this guy pronounces Schweppes. 😭

An important moment in history: BOTH Teen Wolves sitting next to each other at New York Rangers playoff game. #NHL

NARRATOR: Ballots are always counted after an election is over

This is correct, although it's possible the ebook version will have the corrections in place much earlier (depending on how the publisher handles ebook updates).

My stoned ass thought this was Bert.

BILF (Books I'd Like to Finish)

men if ur reading this…this is what women want

my petty queen modeling all the best things

Lmfaoo

telling all of my friends with small daughters that if they say "i wanna learn about dinosaurs and jump on a trampoline" this is in fact a perfectly fine career path

a few thoughts on the state of the VP stakes so far… so i’ve studied political history for yrs & was one of <10% of Americans to correctly predict Trump would win in 2016 i believe the Dems VP pick is pivotal in this election & here’s why🧵

Minnesota’s Paul Wellstone was a great progressive leader in the Senate. After he died in a 2002 plane crash, his backers started Camp Wellstone to train the next generation of progressive leaders. One of Camp Wellstone’s early graduates was… Tim Walz. thenation.com/article/politi…

People should actually call people on their phones

it’s 2023, the summer blockbuster is a movie starring a canadian actor named ryan who’s character has an epic dance number in the film it’s 2024, the summer blockbuster is a movie starring a canadian actor named ryan who’s character has an epic dance number in the film

private equity partners landing in the midwest, ready to acquire a family owned business they have no idea how to run

you called?

I’m sorry Kroger is doing what now

😂