memoirs of hadrian, last month

universally bisexual NPCs

no this is true. male northern cardinals (cards fans in the chicago area) are just not very bright at all. might be perfectly good guys but definitely not bright

in “real presences” george steiner imagines a city where all discourse about art is banned. maybe we don’t go that far but we should absolutely ban this shit

the middle east is complicated because its bad to support smothering orphans in hell fire but I also really want to graduate Harvard

It is insane that we are even considering backing up a country as it suffers the natural consequences of bombing an embassy, let alone that there won’t even be a pretend debate on it in the senate. The default American state is expected to be “ready to die for Israel”

ah yes, moving, the most stressful life experience short of the death of a family member or divorce, is something people absolutely love doing

netanyahu is a madman willing to risk ending the world rather than losing office and a sensible US government would remove him from power by any means necessary

have just been served nachos made entirely with fritos. god bless the midwest

whenever i need to explain the idea of the unmoved mover i simply point to ellen greene’s wig in little shop of horrors

this is a wonderful episode about how the intellectual life is and must be driven by love

replies full of strong candidates for major exorcism