Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human

And also ... energy bills ... Brits are being robbed in broad daylight by the organised crime syndicate calling itself government ...

alien on an alpaca on the moon

The socialist countries are states of an entirely new type in which the exploiting classes have been overthrown and the working people are in power. The principle of integrating internationalism with patriotism is practiced in the relations between these countries.

Quite the romance in The Guardian

When i used to say this about the govt i was considered schizo

Word of the Day is ‘theic’ (19th century), defined in the Oxford English Dictionary as ‘one given to immoderate tea-drinking; a tea drunkard’.

Coworker: Do you know any languages? Me: Italian, French, Latin, Greek, Tibetan- Coworker: Yeah alright, alright calm down

disabled people should be allowed to kill one doctor per month with their bare hands

Still obsessing over birth rates despite launching AI ‘assistants’ to keep men w*nking in basements. Make it make sense 🤯

Smol doge logic: borking loud is good and necessary but the slightest sound eg an unexpected rustle of paper is terrifying

Overkill

Do you love me

I like Rupert Lowe but I’ve had to mute him bc he’s literally all I see on my feed

seals in love

For every woman CEO who makes a woke decision there are 100 men. But these dorks don’t have shit to say about that