Going to McDonalds and asking for a salad is like going up to a hooker and asking for a hug.

*Person is typing* *Person is typing* *Person is typing* *Person is typing* *Person is typing* *Person is typing* Person says: "Hi."

If God takes someone out of your life he did it for a reason stop looking back trying to put them back in it.

-Alcohol

I want to be in a relationship where we can joke around be each others best friend & take cute pictures. ?

MOM: Make your bed! ME: Why make my bed If Im gunna sleep In It again tonight? MOM: Why wipe your ass If your gunna poop again? ME: O_O

Some things are easy to say hard to do and even harder to realize.

Not talking to you kills me inside.

How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them.

The B R A I N ? Forgets what I want to remember Remembers what I want to forget.

? Food ? Bed ? Music ? Twitter ? Cellphone = Perfect day.

Confidence is the key. If you dont believe in yourself then nobody will.

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

True friend is the one u can share anything with without being judged. They believe in u & always wish the best for u.

Me + You = In my dreams.

Love is life. And if you miss love you miss life.

Cigarette smoking has been linked to penis shrinkage.