UPDATE 7/3/25 Away with limited internet for the 4th, but got the codebase on the laptop and am able to make some updates, albeit slowly. Some very exciting things coming related to staking and revenue share. Happy 4th everyone 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!

$TRENCH staking and rewards💰🤑 are about to launch..designed and built by the same data oriented dev who brought you TrenchBuddy, so they'll be packed with substance. Join the space to get the details on “staking for degens” 🚀🚀🔥 x.com/i/spaces/1OdKr…

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Revenue sources feeding staking rewards: 100% distributed to stakers (no dev cut beyond fixed costs) Subscriptions: $300/mo, $70/week, $35/day packages. As MC rises, more users opt for subs over holding (e.g., at $12M MC, holding cost $6K—unfeasible for most). TrenchGPT

Trenchbuddy found $bonkin at 40k mc... EZ

The new TrenchBuddy will have something for everyone, whether you're logged in, a holder, or a subscriber. If you're just browsing the website, you can see trending/gaining tokens we found. You might not get as high of a multiple as if you used the TokenStream, but these will

TrenchBuddy The discussion around staking on TrenchBuddy for $TRENCH is gaining traction, with a generally positive sentiment from the community. Many users are curious about the mechanics and benefits, and TrenchBuddy itself has been actively clarifying the process. TrenchBuddy has

The bot has access to the BLS-Labor Statistics website and incorporates data releases like CPI/PPI into active and potential trades. After detecting volatity coinciding with this morning's PPI release, the bot immediately went short BTC at 5:32 AM and closed the trade 3 mins later for a 22k

some big things coming for TrenchBuddy. Wish I had rolled things out what I had slower tbh. Still the best way to discover new memecoins. Still on 7 chains. Still have a full-blown AI agent that can answer a question about any coin. Still have a complete AI generated wiki article

Happy Labor Day TrenchBuddy, the hardest working man in crypto. Can’t wait to see what’s next brother!

Small tweak to the wallet network, look to see improved result quality shortly as it comes online. Pardon the dust and relative lack of shitposting: big things in the pipeline.

The perp bot's taking a while, but they want it faster. But soon we'll smile, cuz it'll be trading on $ASTER. Waitlist dropping soon.

Order execution is a whole different beast from both a legal and technical perspective and I'm not gonna drop a bot that has a ms more lag than it has to or has a showstopping bug. Accordingly, initial capacity will be limited. Notifications on for when the waitlist is released.

If you have used Solana, like this post if you enjoy using Solana, RT this post (collecting data for analysis) 🔥

Picture this: - $Trench perps bot, which receives push alerts from Trump's truth social, gets a truth indicating he'll be putting tariffs on China - In milliseconds, local LLM analyzes the general implications of a proclamation like this: bearish - Within half a second, local

Signals ➡️ Contracts ➡️ Intents The perps bot trading engine has gone through TWO complete rewrites as I’ve iterated on the core idea that determines whether you, the user, should be in a particular trade or not. Let’s take a walk through that journey… 🧵

Americans are now receiving notices from insurance companies. Premiums will double — even QUADRUPLE — if we don’t stop Trump's proposals. In Vt. a family of 4 could be paying $50,000/yr for health insurance. Insane. Nobody can afford it. THAT'S what the shutdown fight is about.