T'Vondre Sweat with the "Make 'em sweat" chain ❄️

The term ‘monkeying around’ makes sense to me, monkeys are silly animals. ‘Horsing around’ pisses me off though, it’s very, very disrespectful… Pretty much every horse I’ve met has a job.

yeah I’m big into A24… A 24 pack of ice cold beers

losing a competitive 1v1 eBay auction feels kind of amazing. not only do i not have to pay for the stupid thing i don't actually need, but i made my enemy (guy exactly like me) pay an extra $80 for it

hate remembering that to my coworkers I’M the coworker… don’t they know im different

Did so well in a job interview today that it actually made me fear I’m a sociopath. I was reading all of her signals and vibes and mirroring them to her and then building on them and pathologizing them too. We laughed we cried we had many epiphanies. I probably won’t get the job

Can’t wait to survive another week

Another day in paradise

Donating to a political party is so stupid when you can donate to something way more important— your schools NIL fund

went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

my girl got a Garfield addiction i just hope she don’t odie 😭😭

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit

A customer was like “I don’t know is it too late in the afternoon to have caffeine?” and I riffed “it’s 8 AM somewhere!” and everybody laughed. I’m quitting this job in a month. where was this joke 2 years ago when I needed it. what’s the point of all this

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis