At this point, I think I’m just staying alive as a bit

There is no underestimating the power of true sexual chemistry.

Love her until the pain of loss fades away.

Woke up ready to start a thousand mini revolutions.

Today I will be the wind that moves the leaves.

Good morning, ya fucking weirdos.

She slayed. I slode. We slew.

Action better back up those words playa

Emotionally unavailable 7.5 logging on.

I'm old enough to remember when applying for jobs wasn't a waste of time

People who are excited for pumpkin spiced lattes stop. No one likes that shit.

Our family motto is a sigh

Another day, another *chokes on own spit*

Me and the fellas gonna be searching for a heart of gold if you wanna pull up

I mean if you're happy who gives a fuck what others think

Never give up on your dreams sleep all day.

That's when I hurled myself towards the silliness.

I used to stay home to save money, and now I go out to save money.

Imagine hating me but I’m just over here blocking every tech/crypto/investment ad I scroll past.

That car wash was like a Devo song “Get straight, Go forward, Move ahead.”