My coworker told me today that he thought in order to be butch you had to be blonde

the byu students dress cuntier every year…

little known fact being in love with someone makes sex awesome

coworker found out I go to byu and said “ohhhh so you’re one of the DL people who goes there?” 💀

Explained grindcore to my opera professor today

Why do Mormon twinks want me so bad

playing Chappell roan in the cougareat is fucking crazy

call me evil but something about non-lesbians dressing up as Chappell Roan…

monster + adderall = I vacuum the whole house :3

actually not even non-lesbians, it’s really just straight girls with boyfriends that’s been making me insane

fuck this shit steal all your groceries

When you’re so in love your periods are synced up literally to the day

weezer coming to kilby💀

i do not care if luigi mangione (assuming this is really the guy) shares my personal ideological outlook. his alleged actions were propelled by the material conditions of capitalism and can be used to advance class consciousness and struggle

hey guys :) remember how ai is bad :) even when it does something cute or fun :)

Begging y’all to stop getting cuts from the most insufferable guy in Provo

nodding my head while watching gothic horror so everyone knows i approve of the sick twisted perverted shit