Half price cheesecake at cheesecake factory. #cantsayno #fatgirlproblems

all I wanna do is stay home and watch the Olympics all day, working a dirty dub instead. #beingagrownupsucks

Why, yes I will drink margaritas and play ring of fire. #nopractice

@jason_crewcoach watch it online, it's around the 3 hour mark

@jason_crewcoach it's also supposed to be on NBC primetime at 8/7c

#collegefootball thank god

got called to the big bosses office out of the blue. can't be good. sike. promotion baby! #happydance

@jason_crewcoach wait, you watch Awkward?

@jason_crewcoach I have got to know, team Matty or team Jake?

@jason_crewcoach just checkin'. We couldn't be friends anymore if you were Team Jake

am I the only one who's more upset about this @JJRedick trade than the Dwight ordeal?

Couldn't think of a better way to spend my weekend other than Tortuga Music Festival with @mythy_Tran #tortugababy!

I'm really good at reading a text message, answering it in my head, and never actually sending a response

Hey @KourtneyKardash how about a birthday retweet to my best friend Mythy Tran who's turning 22 today since you're birthday twins and all

@jason_crewcoach good luck!!

July 5th should just be national 'merica hangover day.

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS