these guys are about to reinvent the train and call themselves geniuses

The Slim Jim moment is iconic.

We're lucky good people are running for Mayor. The choice is clear for me: I want someone who will invest to build a better city instead of making cuts. Who is committed to ambitious climate action. Who is experienced & will stand up for Ottawa. That's why I'm voting @cmckenney.

Proud to support ⁦@cmckenney⁩ for our next mayor. Catherine knows how City Council works, supports smart, green development, has a fully costed program that prudently uses our tax dollars, & will continue to stand up for all to make Ottawa an even better place for everyone.

doug ford to Ontario parents

In honor of Taylor Swift’s new album, I present: Taylor Swift as SaaS companies (a thread)

This is wild.

For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform

It's that time of year! Vice President JD Vance Harris's wet brine-dry brine turkey advice to my husband in 2019. #gobblegobble #annualtradition

I asked OpenAI to write a letter to my son explaining that Santa isn’t real and we make up stories out of love. This is making me slightly emotional 🥹

The Dominoes Pizza Tracker is doxxing my pizza

How is this happening? Remember when this company shut the whole country down and refunded us all like $0.50? thestar.com/business/2022/…

So much of the Pelosi legacy, understandably, focuses on legislation. But her deep alarm about Trump in the final days, and the steps she took, from urgent call to Milley to pushing Pence to invoke 25th, then moving to impeach, is a key part of it, too. She saw a system at risk.

This all seems to be going well. nytimes.com/live/2023/01/0…

I think my favorite thing about Star Trek is that they predicted tablets but in a way in which every tablet can only hold a single piece of information so if you wanted to work off an iPad you'd need about 75 of them

Michael Arden’s bleeped-out Tony Award speech is instantly iconic: "Growing up, I was called the F-word more times than I could remember. And all I can say now is I'm a faggot with a Tony!" #TonyAwards

If members of the Hungarian regime now believe "We shouldn't have fought the Russians in 1956" and "Ukraine should not defend itself" then why are they still in NATO at all? apnews.com/article/hungar…

JD Vance's advantage in a debate standing is that he stands for nothing, is willing to say whatever helps him gain power, and lies effortlessly

Everyone in Canada deserves access to safe reproductive health care, including abortion services. We’ve launched an Abortion services portal so Canadians have the information they need. Find out more ⬇️ canada.ca/en/public-heal…

happy january 6