libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

white people when Santeria comes on

how i feel being new at a job and having to get trained on the most basic things

For the past few birthdays Pia has been putting my ridiculous tweets on a shirt and every time she randomly wears one I read my shit back and kinda get speechless but today I laughed fr 😭

this was my brat when I was 12

did you guys hear about this

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"latinos for trump" "blacks for trump" "gays for trump" "women for trump" I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

I can’t believe that British boy be blowing green apple smoke in Olivia face like omg paddington stop

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

Travis Kelce ass was in Turkey getting his new wig when he shoulda been in rehearsal! That’s why yall getting y’all ass whooped!

Imagining her angrily packing all her clothes in a thimble and hitting the road

Cuz you gon have that lil ghost boy on top of yo stairs yellin hibachi benihana teriyaki

they were calling from goochland and everyone knew you

The Solo Poly Hijabi Amputee arrives at the #MetGala.

not the aave-

i love spamming my ig story with things no one gaf abt