Slow down there young squire

Greetings young squire. Today you'll perform much carrying around of my armor and weaponry,

Good morrow young squire. Today my standard must be hoisted high as fuck, especially higher than that of Lord Nutsack

Sending in my young squire to check the area for petards before I approach

What have you got in your satchel there? I mean in your bag there? Probably not an explosive and/or concussive detonation charge no, 😊 something much more normal than that

When will they add stories to my online banking app

Catch a glimpse of this next move player

I'm hurrying over to congratulate you

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So. You like things?

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Every single time I have the displeasure to be on a VPN tunnel troubleshooting call Networks vendor 1: We didn't change anything on our side Networks vendor 2: We too changed nothing Networks vendor 1: Ohh. Then I am checking for what we changed

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Workplace skills: Saying "great news" in a flat tone. Saying "hmm excellent idea" in a flat tone. Saying

Hey bro, your concentrating solar irradiance collector array doesn't seem to be functioning properly. Just thought I'd let you know

You're telling me you were born with it? It isn't Maybelline?

Do you think they have posts about le playboy problématique on French twitter