There's always one..🐧😅

Remember when the Panama Papers came out, revealed that all rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal network to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts, and the journalist who reported was murdered by a car bomb, and no one was held accountable, and

They say the royal family is a tourist attraction. So is Legoland, and last time I checked, it hadn't leaked trade secrets to predatory billionaire paedophiles.

King Charles III delivers his King's speech about "cost of living challenges" while sitting on a golden throne, wearing a crown covered in huge jewels.

When you rehearse opera every day… and your parrot becomes your most dramatic duet partner. 😆🎶🦜 High notes? Nailed. Vibrato? Questionable. Applause? One very enthusiastic squawk. Honestly, that’s dedication — and a built-in backup singer.

Tories should never be forgiven for privatising: Water Energy Royal Mail British Rail We pay an extortionate price for a shoddy service, seas and rivers full of sewage, and profits line the pockets of people living in other countries. #DirtyBusiness #ToryPrivatisation

If Andrew Mountbatten Windsor lived on a sink estate rather than the Sandringham estate, he'd be on the sex offenders' register

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RT if Mick is right.

So Reform are going to reinstate the two child benefit cap. Scrap the renters rights bill. Scrap the employment rights bill. Take us out of the ECHR. Reduce minimum wage & raid the pensions of council workers. They are literally begging you NOT to vote for them. #neverrefrom

You start your working life with £60k student debt and end it with an £80k care home bill. Welcome to late capitalism.

An old, tired-looking collie dog wandered into my garden one day. I checked him over and saw that he was well-fed – he was wearing a nice collar and clearly had a good home. He followed me inside, walked down the hall, hopped up on the couch, got himself comfy, and fell fast

Far too many stories like this…women either cancelling events or walking away from established groups because of these odious men…

I don't want a city on Mars. I don't want AI in every app. I don't want data centres in space. I want clean water. I want a stable climate. I want bees to survive.

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I was surprised to find that student loans are not run by banks, but a government company, with Secretary of State as shareholder. They must write them off.

For those who have never heard what noise a baby camel makes, this is what it sounds like

Turned out to be 7 seconds

The Green Party has 5 MPs. And each one of them won their seat standing as a Green MP! (And none of them were Tory ministers 🤭)

The UK only elected 3 of Reform's MPs. 5 defected. The UK has elected 5 Green MPs. All elected as Green MPs. We look forward to an increase in coverage.

This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen its parents build one..