bf and I saw the movie Together last night and now we’re on a weekend trip at an airbnb and of course there is an ominous bell by the front door 😃 👍

“Casted” “On accident” “Apart of” “Should of” “A women”

crazy how after 17 years demi’s lovato muscle memory still went for the disney knees on “this is me”

I’ve had the iphone 16 for like half a year and I still hit the ringer button every single time I try to turn the volume up

i choose to believe that, when i post a multi-photo post on instagram, every person who sees it swipes through slowly and truly takes in the essence of each photo while also deeply listening to the song i strategically chose to create the perfect vibe

this voicemail mark got today is killing me

WHO brainwashed half the adult population to become illiterate? every time I open facebook it’s: “hey mom’s!” “not all hero’s wear capes!” “want ripe tomato’s from my garden?” APOSTROPHES ARE NOT USED TO PLURALIZE WORDS! THAT HAS NEVER BEEN A THING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ?!

northern snow hog

I love summer except for the fact that every outdoor place is the sweltering flames of hell and every indoor place is the frozen arctic

experiencing the embarrassment of crying over a delayed flight only for it to be changed back to its original time ………….

its time to sleep on the log 😋

this is me in 100% seriousness. I hated the ice age movies as a child because I felt so bad for scrat and it disgusted me that people found humor in his suffering

absolutely no one: japanese researchers: aerodynamics of a Mongolian dog

Broke my Heart ..