Dumbledore: Mr. Baly will you please be quiet whilst I reveal who won the house cup! Me: Sorry man we were just trying to figure out if you fuck at all.

Please approve of me. Jackson, I'm so fragile. I need so much approval - Ralph America SUAS 225

Gotta go fix Tiny Tim. Gotta give him his leg medicine - Cass SUAS 260

I'm not the celebrity, I'm the pelican - Cass SUAS 263

On my way to see Sanspants Radio in Birmingham! But this time there will be no fried chicken during the interval with @CakeBossRalph .... This is not a quote

Mario fucks and Bowser shits - Joel Duscher PTDS 254

Rimming your dog for the fun of it is morally wrong - Zoe Bilotta U&U 12

The polar express made my Nan throw up - Joel Duscher Don't you know who I am 132

A frog with a booty is a toad - Jackson Baly TLOF Planet Earth 8

What is Smash Mouth? - Joel Zammit PTDS 272

Goodbye racism. Time to fight dogs! - Jackson Baly PTDS 277

Does zoo have gun? - Jackson Baly SUAS 301