He should go and find his own balls

No. There is no place in our society for hate speech or speech that may cause harassment, alarm, discomfort or distress to others

Our new elite unit is investing reports that a player mentioned “proud to be English”

It is now harder to get onto Pornhub than it is to get into the UK

Monday. The start of a new week We have stale biscuits Not sure we can make it through this

Calling RAF_Luton urgent assistance required Can you scramble HMS Biggerboat

Our Chief Cuntstable would like to issue an apology to Sophie We are all very sorry

Us reading the comments today

Anyone caught using, or attempting to use, a VPN to get around the Online Safety Act will be identified Once identified your online usage will be monitored and restricted You must do as you are told

Remember that if you’re not sure who to blame

This is the kind of citizen who should be applauded for their efforts Big brother is always watching

WHO REPORTED US! We had our account locked !

UK to ban WhatsApp and VPN apps starting on August 1st 2025 The can be no way around the Online Safety Act

Photo of the Day: Special Hacker Information Technology Soldiers patrol the Internet looking for people illegally using VPN (Very Paranoid Networks) in the UK to effectively enforce Online Safety Laws as part of Operation Erotic Finish & The War Against Tech 📸 from a Canberra

Just answer our questions and everything will be ok

Please do not call our Prime Minister Keir Squirmer That is not acceptable behaviour Anyone mentioning that name in a social media post will have their account restricted

A year has passed since the devastating events in Southport The thoughts of all of us Sandford Police Commentary remain with the families and friends of Alice da Silva Aguiar, Bebe King and Elsie Dot Stancombe - and all those affected We will never forget

Officers are investigating after Mr Donald Trump made alleged islamophobic comments towards Sir Kahn

BTP confirmed investigating an assault at St Pancras Station and a 43 yr old suspect from Bedford left the country on a flight Wonder who? Any guesses ?