The Small Bopper (@sammythemc) 's Twitter Profile
The Small Bopper

@sammythemc

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calendar_today20-04-2009 19:15:18

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The Small Bopper (@sammythemc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hello, computer? What if the ticking time bomb from Kiefer Sutherland 24 but instead of a dirty bomb exploding in New York it's my wife sucking another guy's cock

night_owlll (@night_owlll) 's Twitter Profile Photo

she's on Yubo. the woman of your dreams is literally on Badoo. just keep swiping on Wizz and you'll find her. you can meet her on Hily. she's waiting for you on Hily. all you have to do is sign up for

dana bad (@baddanadanabad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

no one tells you that the opposite of being depressed is being so freaking corny… like I’ll take it but I have to admit that’s what’s going on here

Claire Penis (@zerosuitcamus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wes Anderson: Bill Murray would be great as Zizzou….. omg and it would be so funny if they all have guns on their thighs the whole movie haha Noah Baumbach: [strapped to a gurney, wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask] Kill the boy. Kill him at the end. Yes… Make everyone feel sad….

A-100 gecs (@pinstripebungle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Graham Platner can address left criticisms of his involvement with a Private Military Contractor by appearing wearing an eyepatch and giving a speech in the rain about how he did it to abandon his country and provide his services to all clients, regardless of nation or ideology.

seed oil soldier 🫡 (@bimbomindset) 's Twitter Profile Photo

it’s so cool that there’s a betting app doing AI youtube ads and one of them had an AI recreation of the crucifixion of christ saying “don’t bet against the underdog what do you think paul” everything is soooo cheap omg

Don Hughes (@getfiscal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Good luck to everyone voting in November elections in the United States and also to those abstaining from voting due to principles or time management. Hopefully left-leaning candidates do well.

The Small Bopper (@sammythemc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I hope Robert Irwin can keep up this animal lover ruse long enough for that stingray to come out of hiding. He deserves his revenge