The most New York Times 2025 headline ever.

bottom prep before bracket just in case

Why is the famously anti-Trump Stephen King, who has opposed vocally Trump on every issue, suddenly defending Trump's suppression of the Epstein investigation?

HOUSE GOP BLOCKS VOTE ON RELEASE OF EPSTEIN FILES

You can now get fries with more saturated fats, and also measles. 🫡🇺🇸

“We’re protecting pedophiles”

trump is doing a lot of work to make people forget that epstein was arrested and then killed in prison under donald trump in his first term

I love the internet

Trump stealing the world cup trophy is so fucking funny.

I just heard an ad on the radio say, "If you don't like your smile, it might be time to replace all your teeth."

.FBI she’s threatening to kill the president!

don't forget that there are more documented child rapists on this list being protected by republicans right now than there were ever trans athletes in the whole US. it was never about "protecting the children"

Elmo RESIGN 🖕

perfect encapsulation of all rightwingers

She's a 10 but her algorithm makes you uncomfortable.

I want to know what position we're demanding Elmo resign from.

Hey chat, how do I get the crease out of my swimsuit? Would it come out in the wash?

If that girl had accepted my invite to the claw machine place l'd be gagging on her cock right now, I can tell you that much.

A well placed bridge getting more than 1k likes in Death Stranding hits harder than a selfie on Twitter getting 10,000 likes.