A Chinese woman decided to get a motivational tattoo in English, choosing a "wise quote."
She used a translator and showed the result to the tattoo artist.
However, the tattoo artist read the English text and literally inked it: "Failed to connect to the translator."
It turned
Delayed by a month, 1st night cancelled, 2nd night starts an hour late and is incredible, 3rd night is just a 2 hour rant. This is what I've always dreamed of.