Party time is here again

Listening to Radioheads Creep in my yard in total darkness with my shirt off

Listening to How Bizarre while doing power cleans in my circular driveway with my pants off.

Some people are over achievers and have goals. Be like Jack.

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed and the past is the past now is the time to LIVE!!!

My positive tweets are a big hit with those who are optimistic forward thinkers and see the glass of this life as half full

Walking up to my neighbors doorbell camera doing the Hitler salute and screaming “FUCKING HOSTILE!” with my shirt off

Tonight…. Tonight we party like there is no tomorrow fellow PatriotS FREEDOM!🇺🇸

“Now THAT is the question, isn’t it? Why ARE we letting these smelly foul creatures from India into our country by the millions?”

Being positive and upbeat puts a smile on everyone around you, fellow conservatives

“I had my sister do something different with my hair, do you like it?”

Buried you alive in a fireworks display Raining down on me Your cold, hot blood Ran away from me to the sea

How about another cold one on ice? Huh? Don’t mind if I do

Maybe YOU should turn the music off and go to bed! Ever think about that??

This place is deader than the American dream tonight

Every tweet is solid gold tonight, you don’t want to miss it folks!

Tomorrow I’m definitely retweeting my tweets from tonight. I know I always say that but I’m gonna do it this time!

What are you doing? You gonna hang it up for the night? You going to bed? Fucking pussy!

You guys hear about this company called Palantir? It’s probably fine, though