RETAINED: Ryan Knowles has signed on for the 20/21 season. After joining last year and scoring 6 in 14 from midfield, he’s already hit 3 goals in 7 during pre season this year and looking to build on last season. #UpTheVale

Imagine your card declines at Nando's and you can't get the bottomless drink you didn't pay for

Just retweet to piss off a United fan that’s all 😂 #UCL #RBLMUN #MUFC #OleOut

No PS5 just Lynx Africa and vibes

We have 2 roles we’re looking to fill within the club either for the rest of this season or starting next year. We’re looking for a physio to join the 1st Team and also a Matchday Supervisor to help us setup manage the ground at our home games. Details on both are on our website

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

Just taught my son and his wee pal the rules of Kerbie, a game popular before the introduction of xboxes 🤣

FULL TIME: New Dales Vale FC 6 - 0 Whaddon United #NEWWHA #Pitchero newdalesvalefc.com/teams/199216/m…

ABSOLUTE SCENES! 😍

COMPETITION TIME: To Win 🤩 @toddcantwell X1-Match Worn Shirt X1-Match Worn Boots X1-Signed ‘Todd Is Premier League Shirt’ Step 1 - Follow these 3 accounts Beyond The Ball Basher Watts Jordan Cantwell Step 2 - RT this post Step 3 - Tag 3 people in the comments below

COMPETITION TIME AGAIN 🤩: To Win 1 of: @toddcantwell_10 X1-Signed Match-Worn Boots X2-Signed ‘Todd Is Premier League Shirt’ Step 1 - Follow these 3 accounts: Beyond The Ball Basher Watts Jordan Cantwell Step 2 - RT this post Step 3 - Tag 3 people in the comments below

With us charging a small entry fee this year to supplement sponsors as our only incomes, we are also offering season card (entry to all home games) for just £20. Send us a DM if you are interested in buying one to help support the club and gain entry to our all our home games

Happy birthday pal Ollŷ

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨 𝟐𝟑 Competition. We are giving away an Aston Villa home or away kit with Coutinho and the number 23 on the back. 1. RT this tweet 2. Follow Aston Villa Statto 3. Winner will be announced before Man Utd game on Saturday. #avfc | #utv | #vtid

Almost 2 hours through security, barely any time for a pint. Birmingham Airport fucking shit ole

Anyone selling 2x tickets for Aston Villa vs Burnley this Thursday?