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Conservatives: CANCEL CULTURE IS DESTROYING AMERICA ! Conservatives in 2003: I’M GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR RADIO STATION IF YOU DARE PLAY THE DIXIE CHICKS!

If I were a betting man, I wouldn’t bet on anything Nate Silver ever predicted.

Tommy Tubberville won his senate race last night, so it’s only fair the Jeff Sessions becomes head coach for #Auburn next season. #WarEagle

Fuck the #CMAs

Here’s a joke I’m real happy to lose.

Thank you John Prine for spending 1,892 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0nJUwPw…

A little shameless self promotion that I did for free for Jeep

Can’t even tell ya how much love I have for everyone who came out to the wedding at the church of EFF! I had such a great time on that show and can’t wait for the next one! If any of y’all wanna follow my bands account and my primary account, it’s Good Cop / Rad Cop. See y’all in 2 weeks!

I was today years old when I found out the the bassist from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers full name is Fleaven.

It is done.

I’m not sure if my girlfriend has baby fever or not, but she has been watching a lot of Teen Mom 2...

I called the classic country radio station and asked them to play “Your Flag Decal Won’t get You in to Heaven Anymore” by John Prine and now the Feds are knocking on my door.

First Rush Limbaugh, now the Duke of Edinburgh?! Looks like 2021 is gonna be just as bad as 2020! 😢

When the testimonials follow the hymns.

OPTOMUS PRINE!

I don’t know if @drewmorgcomedy is taking on any pro bono cases, but I think there could be a solid civil case against Bojangles for not being open during business hours and the suspect was purely acting out of #hanger when he denied his Bo-Rounds on the evening of April 20th.

Muggsy Bogues was the Michael Jordan of being short.

Yesterday was Willie Nelson’s birthday! And while he may have turned 88, he doesn’t look a day over 420.

I just flew back from Dollywood and boy are my arms tiddies!

Thanks ConcernedApe for helping me get through some very hard days. I feel accomplished. Btw. I married Penny but still built her mom that house. Thanks for making this! I loved it all. The music is my favorite part though.