The bots are officially using old lady names

Hell yeah bro this website sucks ass

Just another week of Tennessee making national news for being stupid af, what a time to be alive

We added a tip option cause we’re broke as hell. Y’all have fun now

I don’t understand steak and eggs. I get steak. I get eggs. But together? Let’s take it easy

A reality show where republicans officials have to guess between a cis woman and a trans woman and if they lose they have to resign

Please retweet, don’t ask why

It’s the 2010s. You’re gay, you have aids, you’re homeless, and you’re new in town. And you have the misfortune of walking up to this man:

IDK man AI is just a little TOO good at making demonic shit

RIP to a real one.

Getting a weird amount of ads this father day for “Filing for Bankruptcy”. This Father’s Day, file for bankruptcy I guess

Getting a job then: “Come on in for an interview” Getting a job now: “We checked your fucking LinkedIn you little fucking piece of shit. You thought you could get a fucking job without a Facebook for jobs you fucking stupid little bitch? We’re gonna come to your house and ki-

It’s weirdly hot out here and seems like it just gets hotter every year I wonder what that’s all about somebody should research this I’ll definitely listen to them

Trying the #jasonaldeanchallenge #JasonAldean

The sweet potato implies the existence of a naughty potato that needs to go to bed

Chattanooga, the boys are back! Like us. We are the boys, we are back. We are the boys that are back.

I’ve got that male pattern boldness (Pretending I don’t have the baldness)

Hell yeah I gotta piss: Pretty Inadequate Support System

Andre 3000 is a better rapper but the Doppler 3000 is a much better weather tool

Damn straight