the perfect place to nap after a long day of herding

Anything you truly want must be worth fighting for.

1931- Londoners flock to a mobile screen showing the latest Mickey Mouse film.

Appreciate what you have while you have it.

6th grade conversation: hey hey wats up nm wbu same cool so who do u like you oh ok do u like me yea lets date ok ily ily2

Treat yourself. Don't cheat yourself

You're about as useless as a red light in GTA 5.

Whenever I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, “Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.“

Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I'm funny. That's all i have

Making mistakes does not mean you're a failure. It just means you're trying and learning in life.

Don't lose yourself trying to love someone else.

“Kill confirmed.“ ....“Grandma please! Not at the funeral.“

How to be happy: Step 1: Be a golden.

Ian McKellen, Cambridge, 1961.

Clint Eastwood's son, Scott Eastwood

If you can't handle me at my lindsay lohan then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my beyonc

If i have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof’ purple. Because aliens dont wear hats.

Friends that don’t accept you for who you are, aren’t really your friends. Your true friends will never try to change you.

If their ex is still calling, it's because they are still getting an answer.

Take your chances or watch someone take them from you.