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Oh look…I’m a poster

Too cute to eat 😈

Too cute to eat

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I will not eat this kid. Love my new profile pic…

Oh look. More tasty kids I won’t get to eat across the LPS53 district…

No. I am not a stamp. How dare you.

I may have to give them all a free pass. Adorable.

Why ZERO? What is it with you? Why can’t I eat? You think I can live on book alone?!

I need a new profile pic. Alright, kids…get to work. Free pass on being eaten to the winning artist.

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Had a blast this morning with 4th & 5th grade LPS53 students & librarians! The Book of Rules applesauce dance was a hit!! 😈🤩🍎 I can now add “pouch of applesauce” to the things I’ve signed 🤣

It’s true. I’m hungry.

Sign up or I eat you…

Cool story. But do you have child-eating monster in it? Nope.

Really? Not gonna mention the part where you forged my signature and explicitly warned people to watch out for me and to “keep following the rules?!” Unbelievable.

You’ve utterly betrayed me. I’m not even in this book. Whatever. Enjoy your stupid owl and bear I don’t even care I’m not jealous or want a follow up book even a little!

Ignore this upcoming book. Buy mine! #picturebook

I want to get out of this book. Someone make me into a plushie.

I will eat this goose if he gets a book before me